Angry Mummy Bear生氣的熊媽媽(雙語)
英語幽默笑話30秒Unit2：Angry Mummy Bear生氣的熊媽媽(雙語)
生氣的熊媽媽
Baby bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table .
熊寶寶走到樓下坐在他的小餐桌椅上。
He looks into his small bowl.It is empty!
他窺探著他的小碗。碗是空的。
"Who's been eating my porrodge?"he squeaks .
他吱吱叫說：“誰吃了我的麥片粥？”
Daddy bear arrives at the table and sits in his big chiar,
熊爸爸來到桌邊坐在他的太椅子上。
He looks into his big bowl .It is also empty!
他窺探著他的大碗.碗也是空的。
"Who is been eating my porridge?"he roars .
他太聲吼叫說：“誰吃了我的麥片粥？”
Mummy bear puts her head though the serving hatch from the kitchen and scream .
熊媽媽把她的頭從廚房的端菜口伸出來尖聲叫著：
"For God's sake,how many time do we have to go though this? I haven't made the porridge yet!"
“看在老天的份上，我們還得忍受這樣子多少次呢？我還沒做麥片粥啦！”
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