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        英漢雙語笑話習題簿11.4.25

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          Late one night at the insane asylum (瘋人院)one inmate shouted, "I am Napoleon!”Another one said, "How do you know?"
          The first inmate said, "God told me!"
          Just then, a voice from another room shouted, "I did not!"   
          一天晚上,在瘋人院里,一個病人說:“我是拿破侖!”另一個說:“你怎么知道?”第一個人說:“上帝對我說的!”一會兒,一個聲音從另一個房間傳來:“我沒說!”
          Notes:
          (1)Looney (俚語)瘋子
          (2)inmate (n.同住者, 同室者(特指在醫院、監獄))
          (3)insane asylum (瘋人院)問答:誰是上帝?回答:另一個病人。                                                     

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