英漢雙語(yǔ)笑話習(xí)題簿11.4.26
Mary was so disgusted at her husband's cigarette smoking that she complained to him one day.
'I hope that all the cigarette factories will catch fire someday.'
'Don't worry, dear. All the cigarettes will be on fire sooner or later.' He said with a smile. 瑪麗非常討厭丈夫吸煙，一天對(duì)他抱怨說：“我希望有一天所有卷煙廠都失火。”
“不用擔(dān)心，親愛的，所有的煙卷遲早都會(huì)點(diǎn)著的。”他笑著說。問答：誰(shuí)會(huì)點(diǎn)著煙卷？回答：抽煙的人 O(∩_∩)O~。
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