Promotion
Promotion升職
Our son, Chris, is a premed student at Georgia Southern University in Statesboro. He is fortunate to have a job in the research lab, where they are studying Lyme disease. Recently he called home and told us that he had received a promotion. "Great！" I said. "You can always use more money." There was a slight pause before Chris responded, "Well, I didn't exactly get more money. But they did give me more keys."
我們的兒子，克里斯，是位于斯泰茨伯勒的南佐治亞大學的醫科預科生。很幸運地，他在研究萊姆病的實驗室找到了一份工作。最近，他給我們打電話，說他得到了提升。“太棒了，”我說“你現在可以多花一些錢了。”
克里斯沉默了一會兒，才回答說:“嗯，確切地說我沒有多拿到錢。但是他們確實多給我配了幾把鑰匙。”
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