那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事198：腦筋急轉彎（七）
那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事
腦筋急轉彎（七）
1. WhY are people tired on April Fool's Day?
愚人節人們為什么疲倦？
2. What weather do mice and rats fear?
老鼠害怕什么天氣？
3. When do dogs refuse to follow their masters?
狗什么時候不愿跟隨主人？
4. What question can never be answered by "yos"?
哪個問題永遠不能回答¨是的¨？
5. What tree is always very sad?
什么樹總是很傷心？
6. When can you get water with a net?
什么時候可以用網兜裝水？
9.VVhat question is that to which you must always answer "yes"？
什么問題你只能回答“yesn?
10. Where were you when the power was cut Off?
停電的時候你在哪？
11. When is a blue book not a blue book?
藍書什么時候不藍？
12. Why is a calendar so popular?
月歷為何這么受歡迎？
13. What key can't open a door?
提示：這個單詞包含字母key，是一種動物?
Keys:
1. Because they have just had a long March.
因為他們剛過了長長的三月。 March三月：行軍。
2. When it's raining cats and dogs.
下大雨。 rain cats and dogs下大雨。
3. When their masters go to the flea market.
主人去跳蚤市場時。 Flea跳蚤，flea market舊貨市場。
4．Are you asleep?
你睡著了嗎？
5．Weeping willow.
垂柳oweep哭泣：willow柳樹。
6. When water is turned into ice.
當水結成冰時。
9."What does Y-e-s spell?"
（當別人問你）¨yes¨怎么拼？
1 0.In the darkness.
在黑暗中。
11. When the book is red．
與read同音。
12. Because it has a lot of dates.
因為它里面有很多約會。date日子、約會。
13. Monkey．
猴子。
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