外國(guó)最新英語(yǔ)幽默笑話精粹207：世界標(biāo)準(zhǔn)(中英)
In my university bookshop the other day, inquiring about the availability of a book for my research, I told the Lady behind the counter that I had all the details of the book，and asked if she wanted the Title, Author list, Publisher, or what?
一天，在大學(xué)的書店里，我要為我的研究借一本書，我告訴柜臺(tái)后的一位女士有關(guān)這本書的詳細(xì)情況，問她是否需要書的名字、作者名單、出版社及別的。
"The ISBN number is all I need. It’s the world standard. With the ISBN number, I can locate the book on the computer and order it for you.”
“我只需要國(guó)際標(biāo)準(zhǔn)書號(hào)，它是世界標(biāo)準(zhǔn)，有了這個(gè)號(hào)碼，我就可以從計(jì)算機(jī)里查到這本書在哪里并訂購(gòu)。”
I handed over the sheet of paper with the details and pointed to the ISBN number.
我遞給了她一張紙，上面記著有關(guān)書的詳細(xì)內(nèi)容，并指給她國(guó)際標(biāo)準(zhǔn)書號(hào)。
"Oh, damn，you've got the American ISBN number, and we need the European ISSN number.”
“噢，該死的，你這是美國(guó)的國(guó)際標(biāo)準(zhǔn)書號(hào)，我所需要的是歐洲的國(guó)際標(biāo)準(zhǔn)書號(hào)。”
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