知行哈哈糖英語笑話之生活篇40：Morning sickness 晨起反應（中英+）
The neighbor dropped in on a friendand found her sitting at the kitchen table,staring blankly at a half-empty cup of coffee,her three kids squabbling loudly in the other room.
一個鄰居順道去拜訪自己的一位朋友，發現她正呆坐在廚房的桌子旁，眼睛茫然地盯著已經喝了一半的咖啡，她的三個孩子正在隔壁的房間里大聲地喧嘩。
"What's wrong ?" she asked.The friend told her that she had "morning sickness".
“怎么了？”她問。朋友告訴她自己不過是有點“晨起反應”。
Surprised the neighbor said,"I didn't even know you were pregnant."
鄰居非常吃驚，說，“我甚至都不知道你又懷孕了！
"I'm not." the harried young woman replied."I'm just sick of mornings."
“哦，我沒有懷孕，”年輕的婦人苦惱地回答，“我只是膩煩透了早上而已！”
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