音響效果引起的錯覺--雙語幽默笑話
at the radio station where i worked, the manager called me into his office to preview a new sound-effects package we were considering purchasing. he closed the door so we wouldn't bother people in the outer office.
我在一家電臺工作。經理把我叫進他的辦公室，讓我預試一下我們準備購買的一套新的音響效果設備。他關上門，以免打擾外面辦公室的人。
after listening to a few routine sound effects, we started playing around with low moans, maniacal（瘋狂的） screams, hysterical（歇斯底里的） laughter, pleading and gunshots. when i finally opened the door and passed the manager's secretary, she looked up and inquired, asking for a raise again?
聽了幾個常規的音響效果后，我們開始試聽低聲的呻吟，狂亂的尖叫，歇斯底里的大笑，哀求聲和槍聲。最后我開門出去，從經理秘書旁邊經過時，她抬起頭問道：又要求加薪了？
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