英漢雙語(yǔ)笑話31
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1.
I WANT A NIGHTMARE
Before the final examination, Tom told his mother, "Mom, I had a dream last night that I' passed today's exam." "Don't trust dreams, dear. It is said what you experience in dreams usually turns out to be the opposite." Mother replied. "Then I do hope I'll fail the other subjects n my dream tonight," Tom said.
想做壞夢(mèng)
在期末考試之前，湯姆告訴他的母親："媽媽?zhuān)易蛱焱砩献隽艘粋€(gè)夢(mèng)，夢(mèng)見(jiàn)我通過(guò)了今天的考試。""不要相信夢(mèng)，親愛(ài)的。據(jù)說(shuō)夢(mèng)中的經(jīng)歷通常與現(xiàn)實(shí)相反。"媽媽答道。"那么，我真希望在今晚的夢(mèng)中，我的其他功課都不及格。"湯姆說(shuō)。
2.
TOM'S EXCUSE
teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?
Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go Slow".
湯姆的借口
老師：湯姆，您為什么每天上學(xué)遲到？
湯姆：我每次路過(guò)拐角，一個(gè)路標(biāo)上面寫(xiě)著："學(xué)校----慢行。"
3.
DID YOUR DAD HELP YOU?
One day, Tim's mathematics teacher looked at his homework and saw that he had got all his sums right. The teacher was very pleased-and rather surprised. He called Tim to his desk and said to him, "You got all your homework right this time, Tim. What happened? Did your father help you?"
"No, sir. He was too busy last night, so I had to do it all myself," said Tim.
你爸爸幫你了嗎？
一天，蒂姆的數(shù)學(xué)老師看了他的作業(yè)，發(fā)現(xiàn)他全做對(duì)了。老師很高興，同時(shí)也十分驚訝。他把蒂姆叫到桌前說(shuō)："蒂姆，你這次的作業(yè)全都做對(duì)了，怎么回事？你爸爸幫你做了嗎？" "不，先生，我爸爸昨天很忙，我不得不全由自己做了。"
4.
MODERN LIFE
Two old friends got together after many years and soon fell to discussing their husbands' faults.
"We've been married fifteen years," one woman said, "and every night after dinner my husband always complains about the food."
"How terrible!" exclaimed the other. "Does it bother you?"
"Why should it bother me?" her friend replied. "if he can't only stand his own cooking?"
現(xiàn)代生活
兩個(gè)老朋友分別多年之后又見(jiàn)面了，很快就開(kāi)始談起各自丈夫的缺點(diǎn)。
“我們結(jié)婚十五年了，”一個(gè)婦女說(shuō)道，“每天晚飯后，我丈夫總要抱怨飯菜。”
“真可惡！”另一個(gè)驚呼道。“難道你不煩嗎？”
“我煩什么？”她的朋友答道。“他不過(guò)是忍受不了自己的烹調(diào)技術(shù)。”
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Before the final examination, Tom told his mother, "Mom, I had a dream last night that I' passed today's exam." "Don't trust dreams, dear. It is said what you experience in dreams usually turns out to be the opposite." Mother replied. "Then I do hope I'll fail the other subjects n my dream tonight," Tom said.
想做壞夢(mèng)
在期末考試之前，湯姆告訴他的母親："媽媽?zhuān)易蛱焱砩献隽艘粋€(gè)夢(mèng)，夢(mèng)見(jiàn)我通過(guò)了今天的考試。""不要相信夢(mèng)，親愛(ài)的。據(jù)說(shuō)夢(mèng)中的經(jīng)歷通常與現(xiàn)實(shí)相反。"媽媽答道。"那么，我真希望在今晚的夢(mèng)中，我的其他功課都不及格。"湯姆說(shuō)。
2.
TOM'S EXCUSE
teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?
Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go Slow".
湯姆的借口
老師：湯姆，您為什么每天上學(xué)遲到？
湯姆：我每次路過(guò)拐角，一個(gè)路標(biāo)上面寫(xiě)著："學(xué)校----慢行。"
3.
DID YOUR DAD HELP YOU?
One day, Tim's mathematics teacher looked at his homework and saw that he had got all his sums right. The teacher was very pleased-and rather surprised. He called Tim to his desk and said to him, "You got all your homework right this time, Tim. What happened? Did your father help you?"
"No, sir. He was too busy last night, so I had to do it all myself," said Tim.
你爸爸幫你了嗎？
一天，蒂姆的數(shù)學(xué)老師看了他的作業(yè)，發(fā)現(xiàn)他全做對(duì)了。老師很高興，同時(shí)也十分驚訝。他把蒂姆叫到桌前說(shuō)："蒂姆，你這次的作業(yè)全都做對(duì)了，怎么回事？你爸爸幫你做了嗎？" "不，先生，我爸爸昨天很忙，我不得不全由自己做了。"
4.
MODERN LIFE
Two old friends got together after many years and soon fell to discussing their husbands' faults.
"We've been married fifteen years," one woman said, "and every night after dinner my husband always complains about the food."
"How terrible!" exclaimed the other. "Does it bother you?"
"Why should it bother me?" her friend replied. "if he can't only stand his own cooking?"
現(xiàn)代生活
兩個(gè)老朋友分別多年之后又見(jiàn)面了，很快就開(kāi)始談起各自丈夫的缺點(diǎn)。
“我們結(jié)婚十五年了，”一個(gè)婦女說(shuō)道，“每天晚飯后，我丈夫總要抱怨飯菜。”
“真可惡！”另一個(gè)驚呼道。“難道你不煩嗎？”
“我煩什么？”她的朋友答道。“他不過(guò)是忍受不了自己的烹調(diào)技術(shù)。”
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