Tiger and deer

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A tiger caught a Deer.一只老虎抓到一頭鹿 The tiger plans to eat the deer, so the deer screamed: " you can't eat me"老虎打算吃了這頭鹿.鹿急忙大叫：“你不能吃我？” The tiger hesitated, feeling very strange, so he asked the deer: " why can't i eat you? 老虎一楞，感到很奇怪，于是問鹿：“為什么我不能吃你？” The deer said:" Because im a protected second class animal in the country, so, no matter what you can't eat me !" 鹿說：“因為我是國家二級保護動物，所以，你無論如何也不能吃了我！” The tiger after hearing what the deer said, laughed and said " haha, then i should really eat you ! 老虎聽完笑著說：“呵呵，那么我更應該要吃你了 Deer asked : " why ?" 鹿說：“為什么？” " because im a first class protected animal in the country" Tiger proudly said “因為我是國家一級動物！”老虎得意地說。

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