模仿鳥兒Imitate Birds--雙語幽默笑話
Imitate Birds
模仿鳥兒
A man tried to get a job in a stage show. "What can you do?" asked the producer.
一個人想在一個舞臺劇中找份工作。“你能干什么呢？”負責人問。
"Imitate birds," the man said.
“模仿鳥兒，”那人說。
"Are you kidding?" answered the producer, "People like that are a dime a dozen."
“你在開玩笑吧？”負責人答道，“那樣的人一毛錢可以找一打。”
"Well, I guess that's that." said the actor, as he spread his arms and flew out the window.
“噢，那就算了。”那名演員說著，展開翅膀，飛出了窗口。
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