你的原話是怎么說的?

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   "Larry! Come here!" said his furious mother, putting the telephone down, " I’ve just had a call   from Mrs. Harrison about your behavior to her Doris at the school dance last night. You wretched, rude boy!"
   "I was nice to her, Mum, really I was!" protested the youth.
   "I even paid her a compliment when we had a dance."
   "Did you, indeed?" said his mother grimly, "And what exactly did you say?"
   "I said, Gosh, Doris, you sweat less than any fat girl I’ve ever danced with!"

   “拉里,你過來!”媽媽放下電話后生氣地說,“我剛才接到哈里森夫人地電話,她告訴我你在昨晚的學校舞會上對多麗絲行為不好,你可恥,粗魯!”
   “媽媽,我對她很好,真的!”小伙子不服氣地說。“當我和她跳舞時我還說了一句恭維她的話。”
   “你真的這么做的嗎?”媽媽嚴厲地問。“你的原話是怎么說的?”
   “我說,啊呀,多麗絲,你比我跳過舞的任何胖姑娘出汗都少!”

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