我要回去更他理論一下!
一位年輕婦女抱著剛出生的寶寶,上了一輛公交車。可一看到這個小孩兒,司機嚇得大叫了起來。
young woman and her newborn baby get on a bus. The bus driver looks at the baby and screams in horror at the sight of it.
那個女人感到很沮喪,但也不知如何是好,只是大步走到公交車的后面,坐了下來。她剛坐下,旁邊的一位男子問到:“您沒事吧?”
The woman is upset but doesn't know what to do, so she just marches to the back of the bus and takes a seat. As she sits, a man nearby asks, "Are you all right?"
這位媽媽答道:“司機剛才侮辱我了,我也沒說什么。我要回去更他理論一下!”
The mother replies, "That bus driver just insulted me and I didn't do anything about it. I should go back up there and give him a piece of my mind!"
這位男子說,“去吧,我幫您看著您的猴子。”
The man says, "You do that. And I'll look after your monkey."
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