到底是誰在拽貓尾巴--雙語幽默笑話
it's not my fault
不是我的錯
mother (reprimanding訓斥，譴責 her small daughter): you mustn't pull the cat's tail.
媽媽（正教訓她的女兒）：你不該拽貓的尾巴。
daughter: i'm only holding it, mom. the cat's doing the pulling.
女兒：媽，我只是握著貓尾巴，它自己在拽。
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