假扮夫妻(中英)
Let's Pretend
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage on a train. After the initial embarrassment they both go to sleep ―― the man on the top bunk， and the woman on the lower.
In the middle of the night the man leans over，wakes the woman and says，“I'm sorry to bother you， but I'm awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly get me another blanket？”
The woman leans out and，with a glint in her eye，says,“I have a better idea，just for tonight，let's make pretend that we're married.”
The man says happily，“OK！ Sure！”
The woman says，“GOOD. Get your own damn blanket！”
假扮夫妻
一對陌生男女發現他們在火車的同一個臥鋪里。最初比較尷尬，然后他們都去睡覺了――男的在上鋪，女的在下鋪。
半夜，那男子傾下身子叫醒女子，說：“很抱歉打擾你。但我確實非常冷，你能不能給我一個被套？”
女子抬起身子，眼里閃過一道亮光，說：“我有一個更好的主意。假定我們今天晚上是兩口子。”
男子高興地說：“好啊，當然可以！”
女子說：“那好。用你自己的被套吧。”
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