無門可出(中英)
Can't Get Out
This was to be the new blonde flight attendant's first overnight trip，so the Captain was showing her the best place for personnel to eat，shop and stay overnight. The next morning，as he was preparing the crew for the day's flight， he noticed the new flight attendant was missing. Since he knew which hotel room she was staying in he called her to find out what had happened.
Crying， she answered the phone and said，“Help, I can't get out of the room！”“What do you mean，you can't get out of the room？” the Captain asked.
“Well I can only find three doors，” she sobbed. “One is the bathroom，one is the closet and the other one has a sign on it that says，“Do Not Disturb！”
無門可出
新來的金發(fā)空姐第一次在旅途中過班。因此，機(jī)長告訴她個(gè)人吃飯、購物、消遣的最佳地方。第二天早晨，正準(zhǔn)備安排白天的航班時(shí)，他注意到，那名服務(wù)員沒來。他知道這個(gè)服務(wù)員住在哪一個(gè)賓館，因此，他打電話詢問到底發(fā)生了什么事情。
金發(fā)空姐哭泣著回答說：“幫幫我，我找不到出去的門啦！”“什么意思，你找不到出去的門？”機(jī)長問。
“是啊，我找到了三扇門，”空姐抽泣者說。“一扇是浴室的門，一扇是櫥窗的門，另一扇門上有一個(gè)牌子'請勿打擾'！”
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