Elderly Joke(54)

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• [爆笑]我沒有蛀牙或No Cavitie

  A smiling boy arrived home from a dental visit,"Hey mom,the dentist says I have no cavities. "His mom stared at him wide-eyed and quite surprised,"It's impossible --you neve...

  2018-11-19 英語笑話

• 我什么時候滾出去？

  “Young man, where do you work?” the judge asked the defendant. “Here and there,” said the young man. “What do you do for a living?” “This and that.” “Take him away...

  2018-11-28 英語笑話

• 你想交換座位嗎？

  Having been married a long time, my husband sometimes needs a gentle reminder of a special occasion. On the morning of our 35th anniversary, we were sitting at the breakfas...

  2018-11-30 英語笑話

• 英語小笑話 - Nice Words!

  One day, little Suzie was strolling around the house and just happened to pass by her sister's room. She heard her sister say on the phone to her boy friend"Your su...

  2019-03-21 英語笑話

• Doctors Joke (25)

  　　A man walks into the psychiatrist‘s office with a zucchini up his nose，a cucumber in his left ear，and a breadstick in his right ear. He says，“What is wrong with me？　　The psychiatrist replies，“...

  2018-12-29 英語笑話

• 英文笑話:A blond with a paint

  　　This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid， so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart. W...

  2018-12-25 英語笑話

• 健談的狗,Talking Dog

  A guy walks into a bar with a dog under his arm, puts the dog on the bar and announces that the dog can talk and that he has $100 he's willing to bet anyone who says he can'...

  2018-11-27 英語笑話

• 趣味英語：You V.S. Your boss 員工和老板的區別

  When you take a long time, you're slow.When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough.When you don't do it, you're lazy.When your...

  2018-10-29 英語笑話

• 他們到底在忙什么？

  One day, the phone rang, and a little boy answered."May I speak to your parents? ""They're busy. ""Oh. Is anybody else there? ""The police. ""Can I speak to them?""They...

  2018-11-25 英語笑話

• Camera

  On our way to a wedding in Vermont， my husband and I realized we had forgotten our camera. We stopped at a general store and， hoping to purchase a cheap， disposable model. Sal asked the owner， "Do...

  2018-12-10 英語笑話