那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事174：新鮮牛奶
那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事
Fresh milk
新鮮牛奶
Customer:l wonder if this milk is fresh.
客戶：我想知道這牛奶是否新鮮。
Waiter: Fresh? Three hours ago it was grass.
侍者：新鮮？三個(gè)小時(shí)以前它還是草。
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