Clinton Joke (3)
Three Boy Scouts，in uniform，were fishing in a boat one day when they heard cries for help. They followed the sounds and found another boat capsized as a man struggled to keep his head above water. Being Boy Scouts，they went to his aid and fished the man out. As it turned out，the man was Bill Clinton. The president toweled himself off and caught his breath，and thanked the three scouts. He asked if there was anything he could do for them.“I‘d sure like a tour of the White House，”the first scout said.“No problem，”said Bill.“How’s next week？”
“I‘d sure love to go for a ride in Air Force One，”said the second scout.“We’ll leave aboard her tonight，”Bill replied.“I‘d like to be buried in Arlington National Cemetery，”said the third.“I’m sure we can arrange that，”said Bill.“But son，you‘re awfully young to be worrying about that，aren’t you？”
“You don‘t know my Dad，”the scout replied.“When he finds out I helped save your life，he’s gonna kill me！”
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