I Am Acting Like a Lady
I Am Acting Like a Lady我要表現得象位女士
One day when womens dresses were on sale at the FarEast Department Store， a dignified middle-aged man decided to get his wife a piece. But he soon found himself being battered by frantic women. He stood it as long as he could； then， with head lowered and arms flailing， he plowed through the crowed. "You there！" challenged a thrill voice. "Cant you act like a gentleman？" "Listen，" he said， "I have been acting like a gentleman for an hour. From now on， I am acting like a lady."
一天，遠東百貨公司的女裝大減價，一位看起來很高貴的中年男子想給太太買一件。但是不久他就發現自己被瘋狂的女人們擠得不成樣子了。 他盡力忍耐著。后來，他低下頭，猛烈地舞動著手臂擠過人群。 “你干嘛？”有人在尖叫，“你難道不能表現得象位紳士嗎？” “聽著，”他說，“我已經象紳士一樣表現了一個小時。從現在起，我要表現得象位女士。”
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