趣味英語：紳士風度的主席先生
專欄作家斯坦利在美國匹茲堡廣告俱樂部午餐會上發表演說，他向主席多澤先生問道：“我可以講多久？”
多澤先生彬彬有禮地對他說：“您愿意講多久悉聽尊便，我們大家都在1點半時離開。”
——摘自《新新英語——英語其實很有趣》
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