那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事30：照相機
那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事Camera
照相機
On our way to a wedding in Vermont, my husband and I realized we had forgotten our camera. We stopped at a general store and, hoping to purchase a cheap,disposable model. Sal asked the owner, ¨Do you have any of those throwaway cameras?
在前往威蒙特參加一個婚禮的路上，我和丈夫意識到我們忘了帶照相機。我們在一家百貨商店門前停了下來，希望能夠買到一種便宜的，一次性照相機。薩爾問店主：“你們有那種用了就扔的照相機嗎？”
"Look,fella," replied the owner, "I don't care what you do with it after you buy it."
“我說，小伙子，”店主回答說，”我可不管你買了之后怎么處理它。”
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