Black & White
Two lifelong friends had a running argument. The black friend would argue that God was black， and the white friend would disagree and say that God was white.
One day， they decided to go fishing. On the way back， they were still arguing about whether or not God was black or white. Before they knew it， they where in an accident， and they found themselves in heaven. When they got there， St. Peter met them at the Pearly gates. Again， the question was was brought up， “Is God black or white？” St. Peter told them to have a seat in the waiting room and God would come out and talk to them.
While they were waiting， they continued to argue whether God was black or white. Then they heard some loud footsteps coming and they turned to see God. The door swung open and God stepped in and said to the men， “Buena tarde， caballeros！”
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