英語幽默小故事帶翻譯：Wife’s desire 妻子的欲望（中英雙語）
154.Wife's desire
154.妻子的欲望
A woman and her husband were out shopping when she realized that she needed to purchase some hair color for her graying hair.
一位女士在與他的丈夫購物時，她意識到她該為她的灰白頭發(fā)買些染發(fā)水了。
"When are you going to stop buying that expensive stuff ,"complained the husband."and let your hair go gray like Barbara Bush?"
她丈夫抱怨說:“你什么時候才能停止買那些昂貴的東西，而讓你的頭發(fā)長成像芭芭拉.布什(總統(tǒng)夫人)的頭發(fā)那樣灰白呢?”
"The day that you're inaugurated,"the wife replied.
“那就要等到你就職的那天了。”妻子說。
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