You are Not Going to Make it

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Gravely ill， a man went to the doctor with his wife. After the examination the physician motioned for the wife to meet him in the hallway. "Your husband is very sick， " the doctor said， "but there are three things you can do to ensure his survival. First， fix him three healthful， delicious meals a day. Next， give him a stress-free environment ， and don't complain about anything. Finally， make passionate love to him every day. On the drive home the husband asked， "What did the doctor say？" "I'm sorry， " she said， "but you're not going to make it.

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