含糊的概念帶給我的好處--雙語幽默笑話
creative
創造性
applying for my first job, i realized i had to be creative in listing my few qualifications（資格證書，職位要求） . asked about additional schooling and training, i answered truthfully that i had spent three years in computer programming classes. i got the job.
第一次求職時，我意識到在列舉我所具備的為數不多的條件時，得有點創造性。當問及我是否受過其它的培訓時，我老實地回答說我花了三年時間學計算機程序設計課。我得到了那份工作。
i had neglected to mention that i took the same course for three years before i passed.
我沒有提到那門功課我重復學了三年才考及格。
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