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        Police Joke(19)

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          Policeman:“Did you get the license number of the car that knocked you down?”

          Pedestrian:“No,but I know who it was. My mother-in-law!”

          Policeman:“How can you be so certain?”

          Pedestrian:“I‘d recognize that laugh anywhere!”

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