可憐的寵物狗和傷心的小男孩--雙語幽默笑話
there was a small boy who had been given a little terrier for his very own, on which he bestowed the name of paddy, and loved mightily. he was very saddened by the fact that he could not take his pet away with him on his holidays, which he was spending with some relatives in the country.
從前有一個小男孩，他得到了一條完全屬于他自己的小獵狗。他給小狗取名帕蒂，對它寵愛萬分。他要到鄉下一些親戚家去度假，可又不能帶上他的寵物，為此他很傷心。
whilst he was away paddy's young life was cut short by an unfortunate adventure with a motor. the boy's mother feared he would take the news very hardly on his return,she broke it very gently,therefore, and was rather surprised that the little lad did not seem much perturbed. later, however, she heard him weeping lustily in his bed. he was inarticulate with grief, but his brother explained that he was cryingabout paddy.
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