A Pleasant Surprise

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A friend of mine had been wanting new kitchen cabinets for a long time， but her husband insisted they were an extravagance. She went to visit her mother for two weeks， and when she returned， she was overjoyed to find that beautiful new cabinets had been installed. A few days later a neighbor came over to visit my friend. After admiring the new cabinets， the neighbor added， "All of us were so glad that the fire your husband had while you were gone was confined to the kitchen. "

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