追星族Starstruck--雙語幽默笑話

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Starstruck

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I have been starstruck since I was a little girl, so I was delighted and practically speechless not long ago when I spotted the actor Ernest Borgnine walking in my direction on New York's Fifth Avenue. "Why, you're Ernest Borgnine!" I managed to blurt out.

從小時候起，我就一直被明星所深深吸引，因此不久以前當我在紐約第五大街上認出演員厄內斯特.波格尼向我迎面走過來時，我欣喜若狂，完全不知該說什么好。“怎么，你是厄內斯特.波格尼!”我想法迸出一句話來。

"Yes," he said, nodding politely, "I know."

“是的，”他很有禮貌地點了點頭，說道：“我知道。”

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