誰的爸爸是最強壯的 Dad
Will and Bill were quarrelling about whose father was the stronger. Will said, “Well, you know the Pacific Ocean ？ My father's the one who dug the hole for it.”
Bill wasn't impressed, “Well, that's nothing. You know the Dead Sea ？ My father's the one who killed it！”
中文翻譯：
維爾和比爾在爭吵，誰的爸爸是更強壯的一個。維爾說：“你知道太平洋嗎？ 那個坑是我爸爸挖的。”
比爾不屑地說：“那沒什么。你知道死海嗎？ 那是我爸爸打死的。”
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