當(dāng)一個(gè)生氣的顧客沖到我的面前
Working at the post office, I'm used to dealing with a moody public. So when one irate customer stormed my desk, I responded in my calmest voice, "What's the trouble?"
"I went out this morning," she began, "and when I came home I found a card saying the mailman tried to deliver a package but no one was home. My husband was in all morning. He never heard a thing!"
After apologizing, I got her parcel. "Oh, good," she gushed. "We've been waiting for this for ages." "What is it?" I asked. "My husband's new hearing aid."
在郵局工作，我習(xí)慣了顧客的報(bào)怨。所以當(dāng)一個(gè)生氣的顧客沖到我的面前，我用平靜的聲音問，“有什么問題嗎？”“我今天早上出去了，”她說，“我回到家的時(shí)候，我發(fā)現(xiàn)一個(gè)卡片上說郵遞員送來一個(gè)包裹，但沒人在家。我丈夫每天早上都在。這是沒有聽說過的事！”在表示了歉意之后，我把包裹給了她。”哦，好的，”她滔滔不絕。”我們等了好久了。”“那是什么？”我問。”我丈夫的新助聽器。”
本文地址：http://www.autochemexpert.com/writing/humor/33434.html
相關(guān)文章
-
雙語笑話 誰活了下來
There was a perfect man and a perfect woman. They met each other at a perfect party. They dated for two perfect years. They had the perfect wedding and the perfect honey...
2018-11-25 英語笑話 -
看笑話學(xué)英語03:How did you start the flood?你是怎么引起洪水的？
聽笑話學(xué)英語:How did you start the flood? 你是怎么引起洪水的？A doctor vacationing on the Riviera met a lawyer friend and asked him what he was doing there. 醫(yī)生在里維埃拉度假時(shí)遇到他的一位律...
2018-10-31 英語笑話 -
英語幽默精讀【84】Day after Day
A teacher was always so involved in the text being studied that he never looked up . He would call on a student for translation and explanation, and-without realizing it-he often chose the sam...
2019-01-07 英語笑話 -
趣味圖片英語笑話： reality tv 真人秀（雙語）
sign you're watching too much reality tv標(biāo)志著你看了太多的真人秀 更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽默小故事 相關(guān)文章和資料，請(qǐng)繼續(xù)關(guān)注 英語作文大全...
2018-11-02 英語笑話 -
現(xiàn)在你的口袋里還剩下什么
One day, the teacher inquired of Peter:" How much is four minus four?" Peter was tongue-tied. The teacher got angry and said: "What a fool! You see, if I put four coins in y...
2018-11-27 英語笑話 -
那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事30：照相機(jī)
那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事Camera 照相機(jī) On our way to a wedding in Vermont, my husband and I realized we had forgotten our camera....
2018-10-30 英語笑話 -
Funny Bumper Stickers
Funny Bumper Stickers： ?Your kid may be an honors student，but you‘re still an idiot. ?We have enough youth，how about a fountain of Smart？ ?He who laughs last thinks slowest. ?Lott...
2019-01-04 英語笑話 -
英語幽默精讀【36】I Can't Stop Now
The woman ahead of me in a long line at the department of motor vehicles was reading a paperback romance novel. I inched along behind her and when her turn finally came, she stepped aside, saying...
2019-01-07 英語笑話 -
Little Old Lady
A young man was walking through a super market to pick up a few things when he noticed an old lady following him. "Pardon me，" she said. "I'm sorry if my staring at you has made you feel unc...
2018-12-10 英語笑話
