看笑話學英語03:How did you start the flood?你是怎么引起洪水的？
聽笑話學英語:How did you start the flood? 你是怎么引起洪水的？
A doctor vacationing on the Riviera met a lawyer friend and asked him what he was doing there.
醫生在里維埃拉度假時遇到他的一位律師朋友，醫生問他怎么會到這里來。
The lawyer replied, " I'm here because my house burned down, and the insurance company paid for everything. What are you doing here?"
律師回答：“我到這里是因為我的房子被火燒了，保險公司賠償了我所有的損失。”
"That's quite a coincidence," said the doctor "I'm here because my house were destroyed by a flood, and my insurance company also paid for everything."
“真巧，”醫生說，“我是因為房子被洪水沖垮了，保險公司也賠償了我所有的損失。”
The lawyer looked puzzled. "Gee," he asked, "how did you start the flood?"
律師看起來有些困惑，他問“哎呀！你是怎么引起洪水的？”
英語單詞學習：
1 insurance
n. 保險；保險費；保險契約；賠償金
eg：She canvassed for insurance during her spare time.
她在業余時間里兜攬保險業務。
英語短語
unemployment insurance 失業保險 ; [保險] 待業保險費 ; [保險] 失業保險金 ; [保險] 失業保障
medical insurance 醫療保險 ; 醫療保險費 ; 醫療保障 ; 醫療安全
Deposit insurance [保險] 存款保險 ; [保險] 存款保險體系 ; [保險] 存款保險制度 ; 預金保険
Mutual insurance [保險] 相互保險公司 ; [保險] 相互保險 ; [保險] 互相保險 ; 互助保險
Vehicle insurance 機動車輛保險 ; 車輛保險 ; 運輸工具保險 ; 車險
maternity insurance [保險] 生育保險 ; 產婦保險 ; [保險] 生養保險 ; [保險] 生育保險基金
Aggression insurance 侵犯保險
insurance expense [保險] 保險費 ; [保險] 保險費用 ; 安全費 ; 正在翻譯
insurance conditions 保險條件 ; 保險前提 ; 安全條件 ; 保險條
2 coincidence
n. 巧合；一致；同時發生
eg：And when you add these two up, you have an amazing coincidence that we have discussed before.
如果你加上這兩個，會發現以前我們討論過的,驚人的巧合。
英語詞組短語
coincidence rate符合率；符合計數率
by coincidence碰巧
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