外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹196：看掌紋(中英)
Paul was ambling through a crowded street fair when he decided to stop and sit at a Palm Reader's table.
保羅正在一條擁擠的街市上閑逛，他停下來，坐在了一個看掌紋人的桌子前。
Said the mysterious old woman, "For fifteen dollars, I can read your love line and tell your romantic future.”
這個神秘的老婦人說:“巧美元，我可以看出你的愛情線和你浪漫的未來。”
Paul readily agreed and the reader took one look at his open palm and said, "I can see that you have no girlfriend.”
保羅欣然地同意了，看掌紋的人看了一眼保羅的掌心說:“我知道你現在沒有女朋友。”
"That's true,” said Paul.
“對，”保羅說。
"Oh my goodness，you are extremely lonely, aren't you?"
“哦，我的天啊，你非常的孤獨，對嗎?”
"Yes，”Paul shamefully admitted. "That's amazing. Can you tell all of this from my love line?"
“對，”保羅害羞的承認了，“太神奇了，你從我的愛情線中看出了這么多事情。”
"Love line? No, from the calluses and blisters.”
“愛情線?不，我是從你手上的繭子和水泡中看出來的。”
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