Doctors Joke (20)
Doctor:What‘s wrong with your bother?
Boy:He thinks he is a chicken.
Doctor:really?How long has this been going on?
Boy:Five years.
Doctor:Five years!
Boy:We would have brought him in earlier,but we needed the eggs.
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