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        英語幽默小故事帶翻譯:Advice 忠告(中英雙語)

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        72.Advice

        72.忠告

        My father's health was greatly impaired after a serious operation,but his sense of humor vwas intact.

        手術后,我父親的健康狀況有所下降,但他的幽默感卻依然如故。

        "Teddy,"the doctor told him,"you know you won't be able to work the way you've been used to."

        “泰德,”醫生對父親說:“你知道,你可不能像以前那樣工作了。”

        " Well,doctor,"said my father,"if I won't be able to work the way I've been used to,you won't be able to charge me the way you've been used to !"

        “大夫,”我父親說:“如果我不能像以前那樣工作,你也不能像以前那樣向我索價了。”

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