英語幽默小故事帶翻譯：I’ve got one more 我還多一個!（中英雙語）
71.I've got one more
71.我還多一個!
I was asked in by the company commander to explain why a report was in error:. "Sir;"I said，"you have to understand that I have four-idiots working for me."
我被叫到經(jīng)理辦公室，經(jīng)理問我為什么在報告中出了個錯。“先生，”我說:“你必須了解，我有四個白癡下屬.”
He looked up from his desk-and said，"You are lucky. I have five idiots working for me.”
經(jīng)理抬起頭看了看我說:“你已經(jīng)夠幸運的了，我有五個呢！”
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