Doctors Joke (19)

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　　A man walks into a doctor‘s office with a stick of celery in one ear，a carrot in the other and a grape up his nose. Confused，the man asks：“Doctor what’s wrong with me？”The doctor looks at the man and replies：“You‘re not eating properly！”

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