那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事35：在超市里
那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事
in the supermarket
在超市里
the man approached a very beautiful woman in a supermatrket and asked, "you know, l've lost my wife hare in the supermarket.can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?¨
在一個超市里，一個男子走向一位非常漂亮的小姐，對她說：”我和我的妻子走散了，你能和我聊一會兒嗎？“
"why ?¨she asks．
“為什么呢？”這個小姐問。
"because every time i talk to a beautiful woman.my wife appears out of nowhare."
“因為每當我與漂亮小姐聊天時，我的妻子就會不知從什么地方出來。”
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