Jokes - Helpdesk Queries
Hi， this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out. Helpdesk： Have you tried pushing the button？
Customer： Yes， sure， it's really stuck. Helpdesk： That doesn't sound good； I'll make a note ……
Customer： No …… wait a minute…… I hadn't inserted it yet…… it's still on my desk…… sorry ……
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