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        英語笑話:Jesus's Telly耶穌的電視機

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          導語:笑話讓人快樂^_^中西方人的笑點不一樣,也許你覺得捧腹大笑的笑話,老外也許還納悶中:“很好笑嗎?”老外笑的掉淚的笑話,我們也許覺得“好冷”。歸根到底就是中西文化的不同,所以呢,看笑話也能學到知識喲(*^__^*)……下面就隨英語笑話小編一起來欣賞這則英語笑話吧(*^__^*) ……

            A child on Christmas time asked for some paper and crayons in order to draw a crib.

            Eventually the artistic masterpiece was displayed for parental approval. The manager, the shepherds, Jesus and Holy Family wore duly admired.

            "But what's that in the corner?" asked Mother.

            "Oh, that's their telly," replied the tot.

         

            圣誕節(jié)時孩子要了紙和蠟筆,想畫一張耶穌誕生像。最后這件藝術品被陳列出來供父母鑒賞。

            他們對耶穌誕生后睡的馬槽,牧羊人,耶穌及其家庭都逐一表示贊賞。

            “可是那個角落里是什么?”媽媽問。

            “噢,那是他們的電視機,”孩子回答說。

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