一日上街不慎與一老外相撞
某人刻苦學習英語,終有小成。一日上街不慎與一老外相撞, 忙說:I am sorry.
老外應道:I am sorry too.
某人聽后又道:I am sorry three.
老外不解,問:What are you sorry for?
某人無奈,道:I am sorry five.
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