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        Will and Bill were quarrelling about whose father was the stronger. Will said, “Well, you know the Pacific Ocean ? My father's the one who dug the hole for it.”
        威爾和比爾在為誰的父親更強壯而爭吵。威爾說: “ 喏,你知道太平洋嗎?那是我爸爸為它挖的洞。 ”
        Bill wasn't impressed, “Well, that's nothing. You know the Dead Sea ? My father's the one who killed it!”
        比爾不屑的說: “ 噢,這有什么,你知道死海嗎?那是我爸爸殺死的!"



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