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  　　臭　鼬　　“我們的地下室里有一只臭鼬，”打電話的人對警察調度員尖叫道。“我們怎樣才能把它弄出來？”　　“弄一些面包屑，”調度員說，“從地下室往外鋪一條小道直到后院。然后將地下室的門打開。”　　一段時間...

  2018-12-29 英語笑話

• 英文幽默 - Osama's Valentine

  Little Josh comes home from first grade and tells his father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day. "Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," he...

  2019-03-20 英語笑話

• What will the neighbors think?

  　　Jack was living in Arizona during a heat wave when the following took place.　　"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," complained Jack as he stepped out of the shower. "Honey, what do you...

  2018-12-08 英語笑話

• 笑話習題簿11.2.13

  Mr．and Mrs．Taylor had a seven year old boy named Pat．Now Mrs．Taylor was expecting another child． Pat had seen babies in other people's houses and had not liked them very...

  2018-11-23 英語笑話

• Family Joke(39)

  　　Son：Daddy，have you ever been to Egypt？　　Father：No. Why do you ask that？　　Son：Well，where did you get mommy then？更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽默小故事，請繼續關注 英語作文大全幽默 笑話...

  2018-12-29 英語笑話

• 答問技巧 Response Ability

  　　Response Ability　　An Ogden, Iowa, minister was matching coins with a member of his congregation for a cup of coffee. When asked if that didn't constitute gambling, the minister replied, “It...

  2018-12-25 英語笑話

• Reason of late

  　　The teacher asked Tom: "Why did you come to school so late this morning?"　　"Someone lost one Yuan." answered Tom.　　"Oh, now I know, you helped him find the money," the teacher said.　　"No...

  2018-12-07 英語笑話

• 像媽媽的女孩

  　　No matter which girls he brought home, the young man found disapproval from his mother. A friend gave him advice.　　"Find a girl just like your mother ―― then, she's bound to like her."　　...

  2018-12-07 英語笑話

• 笑話習題簿11.1.2

  Son: Why are hen's legs so short? Dad: You're a fool. If the hen's legs were too long, wouldn't they drop their eggs into pieces when laying? 兒子：為什么母雞的腿這么短呢？ 父親...

  2018-11-23 英語笑話

• 趣味英語:五指不同名，拇指最不靈

  　　英語和漢語對手指的稱呼既有差別又有相似之處。現介紹如下：　　1.thumb： 大拇指。與漢語相映成趣的是，英語的all（fingers and ）thumbs也表示"笨手笨腳"的意思，例如：　　（1）I'm all fingers and thumbs this morning. I...

  2018-12-27 英語笑話