假如生活是一臺電腦

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　　If Life Were Like A Computer

　　假如生活是一臺電腦

　　You could add/remove someone in your life using the control panel. You could put your kids in the recycle bin and restore them when you feel like it! You could improve your appearance by adjusting the display settings. You could turn off the speakers when life gets too noisy. You could click on “find” （Ctrl, F） to recover your lost remote control and car keys. To get your daily exercise, just click on "run"! If you mess up your life, you could always press "Ctrl, Alt, Delete" and start all over!

　　你可以通過控制面板增加或者刪除一些人；可以把孩子放進回收站，然后在你喜歡的時候再還原。可以通過調整顯示器的設置讓外表更好看；可以在吵鬧的時候關掉音箱；可以點擊“搜索”找到丟失了的遙控器和車鑰匙；鍛煉身體的時候，點擊“運行”。要是你的生活一團糟，同時按下“ctrl, alt, delete”鍵，一切重新開始。

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