外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹251：數(shù)學沒及格(中英)
My son，who made the dean’s list in his freshman year at Ball State University in Muncie, Indiana, called home a few weeks after starting his sophomore year as a psychology student.
我兒子是印第安那市曼西爾波州立大學的學生，大學一年級就上了系主任的表揚名單。第二年他學心理學，剛幾個星期他就給家里打了個電話。
"Mom,” he said excitedly, "I have found the answer to surviving college 1 It isn't the grades that are so important , but the quality of what is learned and how it is applied to daily life. I’m lucky to be having these wonderful experiences!”
“媽媽，”他激動地說:“我找到了如何在大學里生存下去的答案!重要的不是分數(shù)，而是具備將學到的知識應用于日常生活的素質(zhì)。我很幸運地有了這種奇妙的經(jīng)歷。”
"And just what does this mean?" I asked.
“你到底是什么意思?”我問道。
"I' m flunking math.” he replied.
“我數(shù)學沒及格。”他回答說。
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