那些妙趣橫生的英語(yǔ)幽默故事42：你好，丹！
那些妙趣橫生的英語(yǔ)幽默故事
Hi Dan ！
你好，丹！
A lawyer was reading out the will of a rich man: "To you my loving wife Rose who stood by me in rough times as well as good, I leave her the house and $2 million." The lawyer continued, "To my daughter Jessica, who looked after me in sickness and kept the business going, I leave her the yacht, the business and$1 million." The lawyer concluded, "And to my cousin Dan who hated me argued with me and thought that 1 would never mention him in my will-well you are wrong H Danl"
一位律師正在宣讀一個(gè)富人的遺囑：“我親愛(ài)的太太羅絲，不論轟順境還是逆境，你都在我的身邊。我給你留下房子和200萬(wàn)美元我的女兒杰西卡，她在我生病的時(shí)候照顧我，維持生意繼續(xù)運(yùn)轉(zhuǎn)我把帆船、生意和100萬(wàn)美元留給她。我的表弟丹，你恨我，和我爭(zhēng)吵，并且以為我在遺囑里不會(huì)提到你的名字。你錯(cuò)了—你好，丹！”
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