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          Speech impediment

          Over drinks one afternoon a buddy of mine and I were discussing former "loves". I told him that I once a girl long ago because she had a seemingly incurable speech impediment. John said, "Anthony, I'm shocked. I never know you to be one to be prejudiced against handicaps. What was the girl's problem?"

          Taking a sip, I paused and reflected. "She couldn't say 'yes'."

          說話障礙

          一天下午喝多了酒,我的一個朋友和我正在討論以前的"戀愛".我告訴他我很久以前曾經和一個女孩分手,因為她有看上去不能醫治的說話障礙。約翰說,"安東尼,我感到吃驚。我一點也不知道你是一個對障礙懷有偏見的。女孩到底怎么了?"

          吸了一口氣,我暫停一下說:"她總是不說'yes' ".

          notes:

          buddy n.<美口>密友,伙伴

          broke up with a girl分手

          incurable adj.不能治愈的

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