那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事28：我希望你是報紙
那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事Wife talking to her husband ( who reads the newspaper all day):"1 wish l were a newspaper so 1 would be in your hands all day.”
妻子對整天坐在那里看報紙的丈夫說：¨我希望我就是報紙，這樣你就可以整天把我捧在手上了。”
Husband: "1 wish that too,so I could change you daily."
丈夫說：¨我也希望你是報紙，那樣的話我可以天天換新的。"
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