約翰在聽講嗎？
Is John Listening
Teacher： John, why aren't you listening？
John： But,teacher, I am listening！
Teacher： If you were listening, tell me what I said.
John： You said,“John, why aren't you listening？”
約翰在聽講嗎？
老師：約翰，你為什么不聽講？
約翰：可是老師，我正在聽著呢？
老師：如果你剛才在聽講，告訴我我剛才說什么了？
約翰：您說：“約翰，你為什么不聽講？”
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